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Chief Minister
Simulator

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The election is 7 June. Jersey needs a leader. Jersey may not deserve a leader. But here you are. 14 impossible decisions. One small rock in the English Channel. Infinite ways to make it worse.

*No Jersey Royals were harmed in the making of this simulation. Probably.

Question 1 of 14 Electoral Reform
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💰 Budget
100
📊 Popularity
50
🏛️ Trust
50

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